oh, the wonderful world of abbreves.
omg, wtf, perf, when/where/what-evs? puh-lease. we're no amateurs here.
here's to shortening every word by chopping off the end (and usually tacking on an "s"), saving me time and countless syllables each day.
obvs . gorge . embarr . phenom . totes . jeal . sammies . jewels . sush . nons
suspish . parts . immedes . sils . dramz . goss . peeps . starves . forevs . adores
apols . nast . fersosh . ridic . uncomf